In
the world of sports, 2016 will be one of the more profound and tumultuous years
in recent memory. Let's begin with the good: Villanova’s buzzer beater, the LeBron
block and Cleveland’s championship, the Rio Olympics overcoming the Zika virus,
an uninhabitable Olympic Village and numerous other safety and sanitary issues
to bring us Simone Biles, Katie Ladecky, and Michael Phelps swansong, and of
course the Cubs World Series title. The bad started with the passing of
Muhammed Ali and continued with Gordie Howe, Pat Summit, Jose Fernandez, Arnold
Palmer, Craig Sager and the Chapecoense plane crash. Then there’s always the
bizarre and indifferent, which a majority of sports stories tend to fall under.
This could include the retirement of Peyton Manning, Kobe Bryant and David
Ortiz, the Rams move to L.A., Adam LaRoche’s sudden retirement, Laremy Tunsil’s
draft day, Dustin Johnson’s controversial first major, Kevin Durant signing
with Golden State, Ryan Lochte, and Vin Scully’s
rendition of “Wind Beneath My Wings” and eventual send off.
The
NFL, as always, had its own share of issues. The television ratings took a dip
due to a combination of poor matchups, bad coaching, questionable officiating,
a polarizing presidential election, a distasteful commissioner, the crackdown
on daily fantasy, too many commercial breaks, oversaturation, and the fact
there are too many outlets and options to watch quality television these days. Colin
Kaepernick didn’t help matters by staging his ill-informed national anthem protest,
but the league bounced back by shoving the Dallas Cowboys down our throats with
four straight primetime games after they ruled Thanksgiving afternoon. There
was also Deflategate 2, which after a 544 day, $22-million-dollar witch-hunt
against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots that was all about protecting the integrity of the
game because of the original Deflategate, received the following response from
the commissioner’s office:
There
were some good things that did happen on the field that will carry over into
the post-season. The rookie combination of Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliot have
Cowboys fans reminiscing of Troy Aikman and Emmitt Smith after Dallas won the NFC East and Elliot taking the rushing title. After a several year hiatus, the Atlanta
Falcons, Oakland Raiders and Miami Dolphins are back in the playoffs, and gone
are the recent mainstays Carolina Panthers, Denver Broncos and Cincinnati
Bengals. This will actually be the first time since 2003 that the two teams
that made the Super Bowl the previous year failed to make the post-season, so a
new champion will be crowned in a few short weeks. Will quarterbacks Tom Brady,
Ben Roethlisberger, Eli Manning, Aaron Rodgers and Russell Wilson add another
championship to their mantle, or can Matt Ryan, Matthew Stafford or even
Prescott experience their first taste of glory? We’ll know a little more after a
pu pu platter of mediocrity that is this year’s Wild-Card weekend.
HOME TEAM IN CAPS
HOUSTON TEXANS (-4)
over Oakland Raiders
What
a big, steaming mess this matchup turned out to be. A couple of weeks ago
Oakland would have been a touchdown favorite going to this game and I would
have picked them without even batting an eye. Derek Carr’s broken leg changed
all of that really quick. The third year quarterback was having an MVP caliber season
leading the high-octane Raider offense. Carr’s backups Matt McGloin and Connor
Cook could only manage six points against the Denver Broncos in Week 17,
causing Oakland to lose its first-round bye and shaking up the entire AFC. Now
McGloin’s status is doubtful with a shoulder injury and fourth-round rookie
Cook will make his FIRST EVER START in a playoff game. Can Latavius Murray
carry the ball 40 times and lead Oakland to a win? Not likely. Houston's quarterback situation is also in disarray, and
it looks like the $72-million-dollar thief Brock Osweiler is going to start
after being benched for Tom Savage in Week 15 against Jacksonville. With Savage still in the concussion protocol, Houston will turn to Branden Weeden to back up Osweiler. Good grief. The good thing for Houston is that their defense is a little more competent than Oakland’s, and that could make the
difference with this cringe worthy quarterback matchup. If Cook can’t get
receivers Michael Crabtree and Amari Cooper involved, Oakland’s bounce back
season will be all for nothing.
Houston
21, Oakland 14
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
(-8) over Detroit Lions
Lions
quarterback Matthew Stafford is having a terrific season, setting an NFL record
with eight fourth-quarter comebacks. Those comebacks were against Indianapolis,
Philly, L.A., Washington, Minnesota, Jacksonville, Minnesota again, and
Chicago. Only Washington has a winning record (8-7-1), and all of them will be
watching the playoffs from home. Their ninth win came against New Orleans,
another sub-.500 team. Not exactly the most stellar competition. Detroit is
also riding a three game losing streak, which usually doesn’t bode well heading
into the post-season. Seattle hasn’t looked like the dominant team of the past,
but their defense is still their strong suit, ranking third in the league
allowing 18.3 points per game. Their offensive line hasn’t been able to block
all season, but quarterback Russell Wilson is one of the best at making plays
while on the run. Neither team has an effective running game, so the offenses
will rest squarely on the shoulders of both viable quarterbacks. Seattle
however is quietly 7-1 at home, with an average margin of victory of roughly 11
points per game. Detroit has won only three games away from Ford Field, and
with the crowd noise and Stafford’s finger injury seeming to affect his play,
it’s going to be a tough road challenge for the Lions. As good as Stafford has
been this season, he will still be seeking his first playoff win when this game
is over.
Seattle
28, Detroit 17
Miami Dolphins
(+10.5) over PITTSBURGH STEELERS
Does
anyone else think this line is a taaaad bit high? Miami is not great by any means
and is planning to start backup quarterback Matt Moore, which is a much better
option than a hobbling Ryan Tannehill. Their running attack will be key with
Jay Ajayi, who smoked the Steelers defense for 204 yards when these teams met
in Week 6. The also have quality skill players in receivers Jarvis Landry, DeVante Parker and Kenny Stills. If Moore doesn’t make mistakes and manages the offense the Dolphins
should be able to move the ball and put points on the board. The same should go
for Pittsburgh. The good news for the Steelers is that the offense is healthy,
and when quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has all of his weapons they’re tough to
stop, especially at home. There also isn’t a team playing this weekend that’s
hotter than Pittsburgh, winners of their last seven. The Steelers will take
care of business, but Miami will be able to hang in a game where defense will not be on display.
Pittsburgh
35, Miami 28
New York Giants
(+5) over GREEN BAY PACKERS
Have
we seen this Giants team before (say in the 2008 and 2012 playoffs) that’s
built on a solid defense and an offense that pulls one miraculous play out of
thin air and finds a way to win? Quarterback Eli Manning is a model of
inconsistency during the regular season that it’s hard to believe he has two
Super Bowl titles. However his 8-3 playoff record is nothing to shake a stick
at, and he has won two playoff games at Lambeau Field in his career. The Eli
that shows up on Sunday could determine the Giants fate. The Packers looked all
but done after Week 11, where they were riding a four game losing streak that
included a blowout loss in Tennessee and a home loss to Indianapolis. Since
then they ran the table to win the NFC North. During their six game win streak
Aaron Rodgers has been flawless, throwing 15 touchdowns and no interceptions.
The Giants defense has the capability to pressure Rodgers, but the Packers
quarterback is tough to beat when he’s playing this well. Green Bay will continue
to their hot streak, but the Giants defense keeps it close at a frozen Lambeau in the weekend’s
most intriguing matchup.
Green
Bay 20, NY Giants 17
Along
with the first weekend of playoff football we are also lucky enough that award
season is finally upon us. The Golden Globes are Sunday evening, and it
wouldn’t be a predictions column without some ‘La La Land’ Hollyweed picks.
Movies:
Best
Motion Picture, Drama – Manchester by the
Sea
Best
Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical – La La
Land
Best
Actress, Drama – Natalie Portman, Jackie
Best
Actor, Drama – Casey Affleck, Manchester
by the Sea
Best
Actress, Comedy or Musical – Emma Stone, La
La Land
Best
Actor, Comedy or Musical – Ryan Gosling, La
La Land
Best
Supporting Actress – Viola Davis, Fences
Best
Supporting Actor – Mahershala Ali, Moonlight
Best
Director – Damien Chazelle, La La Land
Television:
Best
Series, Drama – Game of Thrones
Best
Series, Comedy or Musical – Atlanta
Best
Actress, Drama – Evan Rachel Wood, Westworld
Best
Actor, Drama – Rami Malek, Mr. Robot
Best
Actress, Comedy or Musical – Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Best
Actor, Comedy or Musical – Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent
Best
Supporting Actress – Thandie Newton, Westworld
Best
Supporting Actor – John Lithgow, The
Crown